Cross-posted from The Green Suits:
Perhaps the CV was written by the senior executive who enjoyed years of consistent career success but suddenly finds himself out of work. Or, it shows up courtesy of the management professional who—for sheer stubbornness or other motivation—refuses or never seeks critical feedback from others. For these and many other reasons, résumés full of meaningless jargon arrive in my email in-box on a daily basis.
In and of itself, jargon is fine. In conversation it is often makes the back-and-forth refreshingly cheeky.

Executive Recruiter Tim Welo says: "What I look for in the résumé is credibility in the form of numbers and results."
But headhunters like me groan at the sight of meaninglessness résumé jargon. Often times, candidates rely heavily on these “word droppings” in the vain effort to set themselves apart from other professionals; in reality it blends them back into the towering CV stack. Executive recruiters are usually of the same mind: meaninglessness résumé jargon belongs in a jar. Here are 10 examples:
1. Any compound word which starts with “proven,” such as: proven-leader, proven-performer, and proven-successful
In the words of SNL’s Seth Meyers: “REALLY?” What’s your proof?
2. Effective team leader
What exactly does this mean?
3. Detail-oriented
Your CV is seven pages-long. I GET IT!
4. Meets and exceeds goals
For goodness sake, I do hope you meet and exceed your goals. (But now I wonder, which goals did you miss by a mile?)
5. Expert presenter, negotiator, and deal-closer
Uh oh. My BS-O-Meter is RED-LINING!
6. Always gets the job done
So if I bump into you at the Apple store 10 o’clock on a Monday morning–checking out the new iPad3–I must conclude that you are there because you are an amazingly talented task master with lots of free time?
7. Track Record of Success
Listen Casey Jones: choo-choo train metaphors are overplayed to the point of absurdity. Sure, “track record of success” is used ad nauseum in job specs. But you are writing your CV for maximum effect–to gain the positive attention of a hiring manager. Move this bit of jargon to the rail yard.
8. Seasoned
Personally, I prefer wet-marinades. They keep the food from burning on the barbie… (Oh, that’s not what you meant?)
“Seasoned” is a term often used by executives who believe it makes them seem “more experienced.” And it does. But, it is also a pejorative; it can mean…tired, complacent, and completely out-of-touch.
9. Go-to Resource
Oh…please…STOP!
10. Strong communication, customer services, and organizational tool-box
So if your boss asks you to “tighten up” that executive summary you just drafted, will you pull out C-clamps, spring clamps, or Jorgensen Clamps from your tool box? (Enough, already!)
But wait. There’s one more meaningless bit of jargon to offer:

Use too much meaningless jargon in your résumé and the "BS-O-Meter" will red-line!
Out-of-the-box thinker
I think this term came into vogue thirty years ago–in the ascendancy of Management by Objective–to describe rugged individualists: the type of successful people who as kids ignored the teacher, using their 12-pack of Crayola crayons to color outside the lines. Thirty years later, “out-of-the-box-thinker” is the prime example of overused and meaningless CV jargon.
Let’s be real: a résumé without jargon is like a day without sunshine—dark, flat, devoid of feeling and emotion. It is as dry as a job-application form.
And there are some examples of jargon which do catch my attention. I like “change agents” and I want to know more about them.
But a résumé with too much meaningless jargon is…a deal-killer.
Now, you ask: what makes jargon meaningless? And, I’ll tell you: jargon becomes meaningless when it is not backed up by credible career-success metrics. Executive recruiter Tim Welo makes this point crystal clear:
“What I look for in the résumé is credibility in the form of numbers and results. I respond to statements like, ‘I did X and the result was Y.’ Claims must be backed up by numbers like ‘sales of $10 million,’ ‘Y was over quota by 11%,’ and the like. I want to see what a candidate has done which contributes to success in business—be it revenue gains, operational efficiency, staffing growth, or other measures.”
Thanks, Tim. That is great insight.
Here’s my takeaway. Jargon is fine. Used well in the CV, it can set you apart from other candidates. But, as Tim Welo points out, jargon must be supported by great metrics. Example:
Change agent who led Acme Industries to achieve impressive Triple-Bottom Line improvement
- Cut carbon emissions by 46 million metric tonnes
- Recycled 98 percent of factory material which would have been placed in landfill, returning $3.8 million dollars to operating budget, and
- Led 100 skill-based volunteers in mission which taught life-management strategies to long-term unemployed adults.
Now, that’s meaningful jargon!
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